yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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