Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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