so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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