You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Randomize
