I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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