Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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