awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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