No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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