Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
