with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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