Your dad touched me again.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
