Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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