This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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