what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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