I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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