You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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