I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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