we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
