you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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