THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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