Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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