just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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