I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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