Christians are straight up FREAKS
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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