Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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