So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
