If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
40s are totally the cure
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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