I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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