you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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