..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Randomize
