honey bunches of taint.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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