she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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