the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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