anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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