I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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