Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
