And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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