it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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