I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
The ass gains better be worth it
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