so that wasnt chicken after all
Is it because I queefed?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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