This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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