i don't like sucking hair
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I have demons in me.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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