I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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