god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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