we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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