Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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