Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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