when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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