I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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