have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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