I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
