Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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